Have you heard the saying that dogs look like their owners? Well I think the same sentiment goes for sports fans. Having studied them extensively, I feel comfortable labeling what the four fans look like.
Today, we are going to discuss the Laker fan. Study this tutorial carefully so next time you go out to the wild (aka the arena) you'll be able to recognize this unique breed.
Title: Fashionista Fan
Location: Los Angeles
Characteristics: Blond, Better looking then you could ever hope to be, glued to cell phone, Starbucks in hand, in Lakers gear even at other LA sporting events
The LA fan has mastered the art of "sports chic". Though the gear is appropriate for a sporting event, you know that it took them 3 hours to look that unput together. Tight and tighter are the only options available to them when it comes to their fashion choices. Losers aren't tolerated. So don't expect them to show up to your game unless you are a playoff team...even then unless you are in the finals, they won't offer more then polite clapping. I mean its LA and that means perfect weather year around. Who could blame them for choosing the beach over a meaningless game? Jealous yet? If you aren't, you should be. Because according to the Fashionista Fan, if you aren't one of them you are a nobody.
Tune in next for the Bombed Bostonian!
