2020: Let the Campaigning Begin!

Staying with the Olympics theme, I think its time that they were brought back to the United States, don't you? And I have the perfect location...Los Angeles! Now those of you who know me know that I have no love for the LA area. It's materialistic, neurotic, smoggy and generally not a pleasant place to be. But do I think it can host an amazing Olympics games? Heck yes!

Lets be honest. Chicago had no chance. I blatantly root for everything and anything involving the US and Sports...but even I had a hard time thinking that it would be a better in Chicago then in Rio de Jinero. If we wanna get the Olympics back in our back yard we got to offer the committee something a little more enticing then the depressing sight of Cubs fans reminiscing about their latest post-season failure...and what better setting to offer to them then the glamor of Los Angeles! There is one thing that LA is good at, and it is being hot; both weather-wise and people-wise. Hollywood stunners are a dime a dozen when walking around downtown. Can't you just picture the Greek-style Olympic Adonises intermingling with the stars? More condoms then ever would be used in the Olympic village...and that's insane as they already hand out 100k!

Not only will the Olympians feel right at home as they will be mingling with their people, aka the beautiful. But also, it's already set up to host all the games! The coliseum can be used for track; Rose Bowl for soccer; Poly Pavilion for basketball; Dodger Stadium for baseball...getting the picture yet? I know I'm sold! The glitz, the fame, the beauty, the sun...what's not to like?

2020...Los Angeles Olympics. Let's make it happen!