The Bombed Bostonian

As a sports fan, I am lucky to have lived in cities that truly care about their sports teams. As much as it pains me to admit it, the city that I have found to have the most die-hard fans is definitely Boston which is home to our next species of sports fan, the Bombed Bostonian.

Title: Bombed Bostonian
Location: Boston
Characteristics: Drunk but still double fisting, hoarse from yelling so much, beer gut, clad head to toe in Boston sports gear


The Boston sports fan is more die hard then you will ever be, and he wants you to know it! Beware bringing your weak game to the arena, as only true fans are welcomed. Dare to wear another teams gear? Fine by them, as you just became target practice for their extra beers.

Now the outside observer might believe there are four sports teams in Boston. The Bombed Bostonian knows better though, as truthfully only the Sox inspire them to their true fanatical fandom. So don't be surprised that when at Celtics, Bruins or Patriots games your still surrounded by Sox hats.

Scary but respected, thats the Bombed Bostonian. As long as you support the Sox, you're in. Dare to cross him, and watch out! You've been warned, so the consequences of wearing a Yankee hat around Boston is on you!