Monday, September 16, 2013

The Four Stages of A Redskins Fan

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, this NFL season has not started off the way I or any other Redskins fan wanted it to.   And while I watched the game at our friendly neighborhood Redskins bar, I was able to see first hand the four stages of a Redskins fan as defined by my boyfriend.  What are the four stages you might ask? Let me take you through them.

1) Optimism:  Who cares that we just lost that first game, we are definitely super bowl bound this year!  I mean you saw the second half of that Eagles game right?  Our offense was moving!  RG3 was just a little rusty, but by the end it was like, what ACL injury? 

2) Reality: Wow, that was super easy for Green Bay.  What did that take, like 40 seconds?  So maybe we aren't quite Super Bowl favorites.  But come on, we are still a good team!  We'll for sure make this competitive. 

3) Depression: Our defense is the worst thing on the face of the planet.  I mean do we even have a secondary?  And wait did we really give up FOUR FIRST ROUND picks for this guy?  RG3 who?  We are not going to have a first round this whole game, you watch.  And you know what else, I bet we don't even win a game this year. 

4) Eagles Fan (this person is the perfect example): F*** You!  You want to fight?  Do you, do you?  Take this B****!

Needless to say, the fourth stage (angry, sarcastic, bitter aka the classic Philadelphia fan) isn't a pretty picture.  So please Redskins, start winning.  Or I'm going to be dealing with a lot of Eagles fan dressed weirdly in  Redskins jerseys. 


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