Well Ladies and Gentlemen, this NFL season has not started off the way I or any other Redskins fan wanted it to. And while I watched the game at our friendly neighborhood Redskins bar, I was able to see first hand the four stages of a Redskins fan as defined by my boyfriend. What are the four stages you might ask? Let me take you through them.
1) Optimism: Who cares that we just lost that first game, we are definitely super bowl bound this year! I mean you saw the second half of that Eagles game right? Our offense was moving! RG3 was just a little rusty, but by the end it was like, what ACL injury?
2) Reality: Wow, that was super easy for Green Bay. What did that take, like 40 seconds? So maybe we aren't quite Super Bowl favorites. But come on, we are still a good team! We'll for sure make this competitive.
3) Depression: Our defense is the worst thing on the face of the planet. I mean do we even have a secondary? And wait did we really give up FOUR FIRST ROUND picks for this guy? RG3 who? We are not going to have a first round this whole game, you watch. And you know what else, I bet we don't even win a game this year.
4) Eagles Fan (this person is the perfect example): F*** You! You want to fight? Do you, do you? Take this B****!
Needless to say, the fourth stage (angry, sarcastic, bitter aka the classic Philadelphia fan) isn't a pretty picture. So please Redskins, start winning. Or I'm going to be dealing with a lot of Eagles fan dressed weirdly in Redskins jerseys.
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